A cool little Coy pond I found on campus yesterday. (Taken with Instagram at California State University, Bakersfield)
I am infutiated when my (soon to be ex) roommate keeps me up until 3 in the morning.
But then I remember I took a piss in his shampoo, and that he will be putting my piss on hands, head and face for the next few months…
Not the most gentlemanly thing to do, but It makes me feel much better.
Silly hipsters.
WHAT THE FUCK?!??
I love you Top Gear.
It happens.
My roommate is bragging about how he has two pairs of 100 dollar shoes. I am sitting on 4 pairs if sperrys, 3 of them leather, a pair of 100 dollar brooks running shows and a pair of Steve Maddens, which speak for themselves.
I’ll quietly sit here and laugh on the inside.
Best Adventure Destinations for 2012 - National Geographic
National Geographic Society, nationalgeographic.com
Cool travel spots, courtesy of NatGeo.
The sum of my experiences with women have brought me to two clear cut realizations in my life. The first being, appearance matters. You are who you appear to be. This goes for grandma who loves to brag about you, for your wife and for the hot chick you are trying to score at the bar. So take care of your appearance both physically intellectually. And the second, that all the great women in your life require patience. If you aren’t sure if you really love someone, think back to the last time you had to be patient with them. Your mom trying to pick out your bead-spread, your girlfriend attempting to don proper evening attire… your kids who just cant seem to get it in their head that the rules do indeed apply to them.
Overall, these two points come down to two fundaments of human existence.
Love yourself selfishly
Love others selflessly.
